Stapes

Slang for staples.

I need some stapes to hold these pages together

by MrZero December 10, 2009

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Holiday Staredown

The look that parents give one another after realizing how much money 'Santa Claus' spent on Christmas that year while organizing finances; often occurs a few days after Christmas and results in yelling and frantic money saving until about February.

Little Child: What's wrong with mommy and daddy? They haven't made breakfast yet!

Older Child: ...Mommy and Daddy are busy paying bills. Stay in your room for a while, it's about time for a holiday staredown.

by SG16 January 1, 2010

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gone pear-shaped

To become pear shaped,or gain hips and an ass

damn, she useta be shaped like an iornin board now she done gone pear shaped.

by Toof Pic June 25, 2004

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staked

To be ripped off or cheated

I bought it for $5 and it has already broken. I think I was staked

by Fules December 28, 2005

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gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004

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