Squirrel Pelt

The pubic nest of an older woman

After a long day of work, Gloria had pencil shavings in her SQUIRREL PELT.

by Little T mart July 30, 2009

squirt cookie

When a bunch of bros are in a circle all trying to jack onto their own cookie. Last one to climax gets to eat all of the now-frosted cookies.

"Dude we played squirt cookie last night and now Phil has a stomach full of jizz-covered cookies."

by TurbanDictionary November 9, 2013

Squid Limbs

That post-orgasm feeling where your legs give up being legs.

"Bro she was so tight I got total squid limbs"

by andieee October 8, 2014

squaddouche

One who leaves the best truck company on the job to go to a glorified engine company.

On 10/10/15, Jummy becomes a squaddouche.

by RC124 November 23, 2015

squelchtocks

Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.

After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!

by GerthPaul March 23, 2016

Sqump

A squirting dump.

Oh my god, my asshole hurts from the giant sqump that I just did!

by Blumpette December 9, 2018

squatvia

1. The birthplace of a musical artist uamee who makes hardbass for the slavs in and around the area of influence left by the Soviet Union.

2. A clever mix of the word squat and Latvia, two things that correspond to uamee and his slavic culture.

Artyom: Where did you say he's from again?
Sergei: Squatvia, it's a little west from here.
Artyom: You know It's not a real place right?
Sergei: Whatever.
Artyom: You debil.

by literallyuseless November 11, 2020