text splatter

Urine that inadvertently splatters on a guy's cellphone as he text messages while standing at and using the urinal.

1. Hey homie, wrap up that cellphone in a plastic cover to protect it from text splatter!

2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!

by DJ_Jagged August 26, 2009

Sprat

A butthole; An anus that spits out poop

Hey you damn sprat quit being a sprat.
guy 1 "I did her last night"
guy 2 "really? thats cool where did ya'll do it at?"
guy 1 "right in her sprat"
guy 2 "no i mean what location"
guy 1 "the sprat"
guy 2 "you're an idiot"
guy 1 "you're a sprat"

by Matt Wesley March 15, 2008

splattercan

n. 1. a bad shit
n. 2. the results of a bad shit

My stomach was feelin all woogy after that cheese on cheese sandwich and I had to take a splattercan.

Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.

by ginzberg March 5, 2004

sprotten

The result of being spoiled-rotten by others.

My son has been sprotten by his grandparents.

by adtinz September 21, 2007

Spattergram

A spattergram is an instrument used for assessing a client's topics of interest in preparation for organizational design. It is a simple tool that consists of randomly placed concepts (spattered words), on a piece of paper and the client is instructed to circle the top x number of terms as possible topics of interest. (x is equal to 1/3 of the whole) It is used to start the conversation within a given range of possibilities.

When designing a day of learning for an adult learning client group, we had them self-select words from a "spattergram". We then referred to the selected words when conversing about what most interested the client to have us present on the day of learning.

by Tinderbox February 4, 2010

splatterfap

To ejaculate into one's hand and then fling the semen at the nearest surface in order to create a random pattern.

This act is often followed by the appreciation and interpretation of the spiderweb-like pattern(s) formed by the ejaculate. This is how psychiatrists used to perform Rorschach tests.

Hey, baby, mind if I splatterfap the Mona Lisa on your ass?

by Rid3r August 13, 2012

Splatterday

To consume as much alcohol as you can until you splatter on any Saturday of the year. Vomiting, blacking out, and/or passing out can be considered "getting splattered".

Matt : Hey! Splatter day this weekend at my place?

Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?

by FunnyAssMatt February 7, 2015