sphincter blink

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.

I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

sphinctered

sphinctered,to be off ones head, totally not in control, physically or mentally whether that be caused by drugs, alcohol, or something else

went to an allnighter with some mates,could,nt hardly stand up, we were well sphinctered when we left

by dirtbox July 24, 2006

Sphincter Factor

Similar to the Reichter scale, only used to measure the extent to which an object, idea, or situation is fucked up.

This new Steven Seagal movie is a Sphincter Factor Five!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

sphincter

A derogatory term derived from the film Wayne's World.

A:A sphincter says what?

B:What?

A:Hahahahaha you are a sphincter!!!!

by Damien Hogg December 7, 2006

sphincter kiss

a sphincter kiss is when two people. man to man. female to female or male to female, spread there butt cheeks, touch sphincters and pucker thems up to kiss. surprisingly this is very arowsing to some humans but is more common to the primates, orangutans are the primates to most likely to do so.

assholes puckering up and touching to release air into eachother = sphincter kiss

by jack nelson May 22, 2009

Sphincter

What people sometmes scream while attacking their friends from behind, shoving their fingers in their friends buttholes.

dude, i totally sphinctered eoin to kingdom-come

by The Numba One Solja October 30, 2006

slinker

Adjective. Someone who is a waste of human skin. Derived from the phrase " Some folks are like Slinkys... They are not good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

That babe is a total slinker. She's banging fifteen other guys, and tells each one they are "the only one".

by RobH October 16, 2005