Splatterpuss

The act of a man tossing a woman's salad while she urinates on the his face

Man, I was so wasted last night, I let Jenny give me a splatterpuss!

by Tron 2805 December 5, 2006

texas log splitter

your woman stands over your chest in a thong and drops a split load on it.

Texas log splitter is shitting through a thong

by zeke18 June 21, 2006

purple headed bitch splitter

Slang term for the male sex organ.

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

by Merlinssceptre September 7, 2006

shit splitter

name for a string bikini or butt thong that is cutting into a woman's ass so bad it would split her shit in two.

Check out the shit splitter that babe is wearing.

by west texan August 2, 2006

Splattercakes

A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)

Hey Dougie, you should have seen the Splattercakes that I just left in your toilet bowl.

by Flatus McTurd'o'head August 6, 2009

splattering troy

When a person throws a spray paint can in a fire and another person attempts to video tape it a foot from it, only to have it blow up in his face giving him the new alias, "Specs". Having to be rushed to the hospital by a drunk person where he received treatment for 3rd degree burns.

My friend Troy Helmick video taped a spray paint can exploding and got deuced in the face by a scalding paint can. He is now splattering troy.

by b'out son January 26, 2010

Splittercore

A faster and more intense form of speedcore.

Hotdamn. Splittercore pwns you.

by Someone. January 3, 2005