car singer

a person that only sings when he or she is driving alone

I'm the best car singer in the world whenever I drive back home from Laredo.

by hardhitr3 August 7, 2009

sminge

Any sticky, oily or messy substance.

"Don't touch that, it's covered in sminge"

by John Swain January 5, 2006

Salty yoghurt slinger

crude reference to a man's genitalia and its mechanical ability to evacuate a semi viscous gloop bearing a visual resemblance to said yoghurt. possesses a distinctly saline taste one hears

"i was whacking one out of the old salty yoghurt slinger and i thought i had busted a nut"

by Mutts February 11, 2005

purple-headed yogurt slinger

Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.

When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"

by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007

Spiggerink

An extremely rare breed of human waste. It infuses the worthless races of the Mexican (spic), the African American (nigger), and the Chinese (chink).

There is no one more exotic yet useless than a spiggerink.

by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

Spidget Finner

(Noun) A stick which has holes in it. Cannot be spun and it's only use is to be looked at and it's name said "spidget finner"

I hate fidget spinners so I bought a spidget finner
Or
The spidget finner was on the table

by Randdom Words May 30, 2017

itailian mud slinger

when a man is having anal sex with his women ( or bitch ) he shits into his hand and throws it as hard as he can at the back of her head

i gave that bitch an itailian mud slinger last night

by nickhaglund May 5, 2009