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Spice boy

A young male, usually between the ages of 14 and 25, who is increasingly obsessed with his appearance.

The usual symptoms of a spice boy are a Justin Bieber hair cut (usually with a sweeping fringe), an apparent love for bands that they probably do not like, such as Noah and the Whale or The Kooks and they will usually be wearing a pair of Toms in various colours.

They can frequently be found in shops such as Jack Wills, Hollister and Topman or occassionally in Abercrombie and Fitch. They think that these brands make them look "hip", "cool" and "attractive" when in reality they are ruining these once loved labels.

The spice boy will almost always appear to be arrogant and cocky, and it is a tendancy of the spice boy to think that they can get any girl that they fancy with a flick of their over-hairsprayed hair. In fact, they are spineless and would not get any girl outside of their friend group. They are often known as "sheep" as they tend to follow the crowd.

It is a common misconception that the spice boy is "popular". This is not the case. Take away their Jack Wills gilet and their cockiness suddenly disappears. Their self esteem seems to depend on the amount of likes they get on their Facebook statuses and in particular their Facebook profile picture. In extreme cases, lack of "likes" can lead to depression and sometimes even suicide.
A spice boy is any male wearing a Jack Wills gilet, usually accompanied by a pair of "geek" glasses that are not required and Toms. Justin Bieber is one of the prime examples.
by A_daawg October 10, 2011
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posh spice

Member of that seminal band the Spice Girls which kick started the feminist movement the world over. Their take on womens socio-economic hardships have resulted in in ground breaking music for the masses.
Posh spice , called because of of her classy nature, is leader in hautre coture and designer dresses.
Castigated by some, she is able to pull off that rare feat of being completely talentless but still being in the news because of her superstar husband. Time has long past when she should have accepted her five minutes of fame and gracefully stepped into the background.
She suffers from 'foot in mouth' syndrome, all the more amazing because of the size of her trappy gob. Without fame she would probably be shacked up with some builder barry boy from Essex popping kids from various wide boys in her attempt to appear popular.
She has now turned the phrase Posh Spice into an endearing term for slag
"look at the arse on that !"
"I wouldnt go near her she's a Posh Spice mate she'll bleed you dry"
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
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spicemaster

The trillest motherfucker straight out the Falls, known for running the spice rack as hard as he runs the streets.
Steinbeck: Yo did you see how many stacks of spice that kid put in the wok? Damn that dude's got the spice game on lock, for real.
Casserole: Bro, we are witness to the spicemaster.
by Louisiana Hotness May 1, 2008
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ice spice day

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Old spice

Pure awesomeness; of the highest praise. Used to describe extreme events and/or acts of manliness. The persons involved in said events/acts automatically gain a man card.
Nelson: Did you see Morgan pull off that Parkour stunt.

Dax: Yeah it was pretty amazing!

Trevor: It wasn't just amazing, it was Old Spice!
by moe472 February 21, 2011
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spice game

The most hilarious, outrageous, and occasionaly skill requiring game to ever be invented.
Damn, Getting attacked by Salzballz pretending to be a horny donkey is bad, but that 1978 expired tartar powder was the worst spice game challenge ever!
by Dr. Finger Licks October 7, 2006
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Spice Of Life

Something so amazing, that the Madrigals had to sing about it.
Let's taste the spice of life and keep it sweet until the morning light.
by SOLforevers June 2, 2010
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