sphinker

A name given to a old child molesteror who enjoys spanking shildren on the arse with a double ender dilido

look at that sphinker using that dildo as a kinkey whip

by doddo August 1, 2007

chode sprinkle

A dingleberry that fails to cling to the ass hair, therefore it sticks to the chode.

A person who is annoying and/or stupid.

I forgot to shower this morning, I hope she didnt notice any chode sprinkles.

Adam is being such a chode sprinkle

by Eno Sizalte February 12, 2005

pimp sprinkles

Much like fairy dust, it is that which pimps can spread onto others. If one receives these sprinkles they then can become pimp-like too.

person: I just made out with this guy and now this other guy is callin me up on the phone
other person: girl you are such a pimp gimme some of those pimp sprinkles...

by forizzledizzlesizzlelizzle December 6, 2007

Sprinkles Jimmy

The most awesome nickname given to a person named 'James' or 'Jim' or 'Jimmy'

Person 1: James is pretty cool.
Person 2: Pssh, I think you mean Sprinkles Jimmy over there is freaking awesome

Person with a face: *to self* Calling someone Sprinkles Jimmy is loads of fun.

by The Shampon Man July 21, 2009

Sprinkler

When a pregnant stripper is spinning on a pole and her water breaks

I went to the club the girl on stage looked like a sprinkler

by Shoe shoe March 24, 2016

Bitch Sprinkle

1) Someone who is characterized by the uncanny use of bitchiness, as an undertone.
2) The frequent use of an undertone of bitchiness in a conversation.

1)Dude, I tried talking to my ex last night but she was just being a bitch sprinkle!

2) I was talking to my boss yesterday but he was totally using those bitch sprinkles.

by Nightshadow1313 December 28, 2008

Roman Sprinkler

Simultaneously having diarrhea, pissing, vomiting, and nose bleeding at the same time. If crying is involved, and it usually is, it's considered the fifth stream.

Paul: "Aw shit man! Were you at Club X last night?"

Randy: "Yeah, why."

Paul: "That bitch Kelly got so fucked up off of tacos and margaritas that she became a Roman sprinkler."

Randy: "So that's why everybody was slipping and sliding on the dance floor."

Paul: "Yeah. I'm hungry. Let's go get some tacos and margaritas."

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009