Sperm Scab

The salty residue left behind after male sperm dries up.

Jim had a sperm scab on his forehead after Joe gave him a moneyshot!

by MacZilla September 21, 2006

Sperm Helmet

High end bike helmet that makes the rider appear to be a huge sperm. It is worn by bikers and triathletes alike to show they have more money than the other athletes.

"Hey check out that jack-ass with the sperm helmet"

by Charles Barkley the second January 11, 2012

sperm daddy

Someone who is a dad by their sperm which was used to fertilized the egg, but they are a terrible father. So bad of a father that one doesn't want them to be named as their father, so they would use 'sperm daddy.' Just because they are the sperm to your egg and nothing more.

No this is my sperm daddy. He was never a real father to me. He just produced the sperm.

by ilostmyvirginitytoaprotracter January 22, 2016

sperm-gun

Any appendage that can shoot out sperm, the male cell for reproduction. Usually found on the male body.

"Poor boy, I feel bad for him and his small sperm-gun."

by Pessimistic Optimist October 29, 2008

sperm wow !

A Knock-off sham wow that you use right after you masturbate to get the sperm off the floor and every where else it is so your parents, brothers, sisters, etc. don't find any trace of sperm.

Damn i got sperm on the wall, good thing i have a sperm wow !

by Wickidy Wack Productions July 25, 2010

The Sperm Whale

When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes

Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!

by Brwig September 30, 2019

Sperm Belly

A woman who as anal sex so much her belly is filled with sperm

Jim: Kelly take's up the butt so much her guts must be filled with sperm.
Mike: Yeah! She's just a little sperm belly.

by Jones1082 April 24, 2010