sperm wow !

A Knock-off sham wow that you use right after you masturbate to get the sperm off the floor and every where else it is so your parents, brothers, sisters, etc. don't find any trace of sperm.

Damn i got sperm on the wall, good thing i have a sperm wow !

by Wickidy Wack Productions July 25, 2010

Sperm Scab

The salty residue left behind after male sperm dries up.

Jim had a sperm scab on his forehead after Joe gave him a moneyshot!

by MacZilla September 21, 2006

sperm wash

1. Separating sperm from a man's semen in order to promote fertility.

Used in some communities as an alternative for adoption when children are desired. Can be used to lower risks of child getting HIV.

Billy had a sperm washing so that his kid wouldn't get AIDs.

by Sujoy December 9, 2008

Sperm Donater

A father who is never around, therefore, a sperm donater.

Girl: "Mom, sperm donater called!" Mom: "Tell him I'm busy!"

by Sperm donater! August 15, 2009

sperm daddy

Someone who is a dad by their sperm which was used to fertilized the egg, but they are a terrible father. So bad of a father that one doesn't want them to be named as their father, so they would use 'sperm daddy.' Just because they are the sperm to your egg and nothing more.

No this is my sperm daddy. He was never a real father to me. He just produced the sperm.

by ilostmyvirginitytoaprotracter January 22, 2016

Sperm Helmet

High end bike helmet that makes the rider appear to be a huge sperm. It is worn by bikers and triathletes alike to show they have more money than the other athletes.

"Hey check out that jack-ass with the sperm helmet"

by Charles Barkley the second January 11, 2012

Mr. Sperm

A man who does not require balls to impregnate women.

Girl: OMG! What happened to your balls?!

Guy: Well you forgot, I'm Mr. Sperm so I don't need balls to impregnate a woman because I'm full of sperm EVERYWHERE!

Girl: You're bursting at the seams with sperm!

Guy: That's right, I'm spermalicious!

by mahjuenbra May 18, 2010