Solid Snake Poo

When your dump is one, long piece. It exits the anus and enters the water swiftly and silently, allowing you to sneak away from the crime scene.

I think Donovan just left a solid snake poo. It's looking at me menacingly from the toilet, but he's nowhere to be found!

by tagmasta June 17, 2011

Solid Gold Titties

1. When something is so fucking awesome it can only be described in these words
2. a frame of mind, an attitude

collin: dude i just bought all the cd's for planet earth. im coming over
davey: solid gold titties!!!

by daveyfbaby October 17, 2011

Soiled jobber

soiled jobber, A turd in which hangs off the chin after a rim job.

Man look at his chin, he's a soiled jobber

by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

soldier 69

If some one calls you a soldier 69 it means that you are old but you ain't dying any time soon

Jeff- your such a soldier 69.

Andy - "thanks"

by Nicovauld January 18, 2017

lick up pu soil

A Jamaican term used when your pissed off at some fucker for doing wrong to you..

1)You nah going get away lick up pu soil and fall.
2)Dem aint goin mess we,dey co lick up pu soil and get from round here!!!

by Robert Jah Bless December 21, 2008

Soft-Path Soldier

The type of guy that thinks he can get with a girl by being her friend until she somehow falls for him. In many cases, the Soft-Path Soldier has been known to remain friends with a girl for years on end, staying on the sidelines through her relationships as the "supporting guy friend."
"Soft-path" refers to the style in which this type of man goes for his girl. The Soft-Path Soldier travels down the weakest and most candy-assed path that he could possibly take to get with a girl.

"Who is that guy that you hang out with"
"Oh he's been my friend for a long time."
"Does he like you?"
"Yeah, he's my Soft-Path Soldier, but don't worry that kind of shit doesn't work with me"

by stosted January 23, 2011

Vlone soldier

Anyone who wears the clothing brand Vlone. Used comedically.

Person 1: You see that guy rocking the new Vlone that just dropped?
Person 2: Yeah, a true Vlone soldier.

by Jayd1 November 28, 2021