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soft vegan

When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.
"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"
by 2vegan4u May 13, 2016
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Soft Plunger

A soft and squishy bump or boil on the anus.
I cannot sit down because of the horrible pain from my soft plunger.
by mailboxq May 7, 2015
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Kitten Soft

Kitten Soft is defined as a person who has been pampered in the lap of luxury throughout their lives. They have not endured the hardships of financial strain or issues relating to poverty. They tend to have a more privileged, bourgeoisie, pampered, narrow and entitled perspective on the world. Furthermore; a ‘Kitten Soft’ person, tends to remain detached from issues of the “lower” socioeconomic classes in modern society.

This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.
Person one: If you are hungry, just order some lobster.

Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.

Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.

Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.

Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.

Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.
by ProfessorWebMDPHD December 29, 2020
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Soft Hearted

A person who's felling's are very easily hurt by actions, or words!

A person who cry's watching sad movies or real life tragic news stories!
Don't tell Becky she has gained a little weight because she's soft hearted and will start to cry!
by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018
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soft spot

It's a feeling that you have in a girl/boy. Liking that person so much. You can't think of anything except for that special someone.
"I have a soft spot for this guy, i just don't know what to do, should I make the first move?"
by fragile soul August 5, 2005
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soft cock

Someone who is weak or lacking essential masculinity
Gee that Michael in the toolshop is a soft cock
by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008
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soft taco

When the area around the female organ (or the vagina) is shaved completely and is soft to the touch.
mmmmmm, Janice has a nice soft taco.
by John Haigh January 20, 2006
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