snuggee

The stupidest thing the universe has to offer. It's a blanket with sleeves. It comes in blue, turquoise, and red. You wear it like a robe. When it's red, it looks like you're the pope or something. It is meant to be brought to many events, like sports.

"Dude! Wanna see the game?"

"Sure, just a sec, I need my Pope towel!" (Snuggee)

by megapwnage333 January 26, 2009

Smudge

A person who is considered as generally a smudge upon soceity.

"That guy just killed three babies!"

"Damn what a smudge."

by Briabane Crimwatch July 27, 2010

sludge-slinger

when your boyfriend cums on your stomach and it shoots in your hair and eyes! not a pleasant experience

"Murph, Brian just totally sludge slinged in my eye, and it really burns!!!" Jesse says, "I hate a sludge-slinger!"

by Katie, Beth, and Jess June 1, 2006

Smudger

A universal (curse)word. Can be used for anything.

You're such a smudger.

by Jacoboo January 22, 2009

Sludgepuss

Sludgepuss (noun): a female with a less than reputable character that sleeps with any male that expresses a desire to fornicate with her and gets a foul odor in her vagina from the amount of semen she has not washed out of her causing a sludge-like consistency in her vaginal orfice.

Damn dude, I slept with Ashley last night but the smell of sludgepuss was so pungent I had to hold my nose.

by BerlinCrusher May 13, 2013

Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

Sludge Guns

Commonly called bingo wings or upper arm fat, Sludge guns are when the area on a woman's upper arm between the elbow and shoulder are fat or chunky.
Even thin women can be inflicted Sludge guns.

When I'm at the beach I get sick and dizzy feeling because of all the sludge guns.

I went to bingo with my aunt last night...It was sludge gun mania!

by ThirstingForMen September 17, 2015