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carter smith

A weird little white boy who among other things enjoys being painfully pounded in the butthole by other men, preferably middle aged dads.
Uhggg, carter smith is in the bedroom with dad again!
by Creepy69420 September 20, 2016
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granny smith

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.
by mike September 13, 2004
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Smotherfluence

1.Relentless effort to influence someone else's emotions.

2. Pressure used on a person who has left someone to get them to come back.
Rhonda: I need a break to sort out my emotions and time to think.
Tom: What about the promise you made last week; to love me forever? Was that a lie?

Rhonda: I need some time, your smotherfluence isn't helping me.
by rezn September 5, 2013
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Smith's Law

Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.
Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.

Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.
by PowerTryp December 30, 2010
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Sloth Life

A more superior/senior sloth (Human who has sloth similar sloth likes) who has mastered the skills of being lazy, slow & laid back lifestyle that a sloth does while living in a tree, Someone who is living the sloth life has taken many years to fine-tune the art of doing absolutely nothing but having the appearance that shits getting done. Not a minute goes past where they are in a rush to do something or go somewhere, a senior sloth has very minimal care while he or she kicks back and enjoys life for what very little they feel like doing.

Not anyone live the Sloth Life overnight, there is no book to read or guidance to follow from a teacher.. You will not receive a medal or even reconise it straight away once you’re living the sloth life, but once you are all you need to worry about is where is your next meal coming from & whose bringing it too you.

The List is endless what a sloth can do when living the sloth life but i'm also a sloth so i think thats enough typing for this week.
They look like they're living the sloth life
What do you like it would be like to live the sloth life
When did you start living the sloth life
The Sloth Life is .... uhmmm ... just better than being a sloth.
Senior Sloth is classed as living the Sloth Life
by Sloth Life March 16, 2015
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slothsexual

mom,dad...i'm slothsexual. sloth sexuality slothsexual dantops
by happy tortoise January 26, 2016
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