Jason Smolic

Crack fien & Theif

Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals

can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time

Did you see that Jason Smolic was father of the year 2021

by ickkkkyvickyyy April 2, 2023

smobile

(n.)a kiss kiss; (v.) to kiss passionately on the mouth using tongue as well as lips

That was more than a kiss...it was, like, a smobile.
Pat and Danielle! Will you guys stop smobiling back there? I can hear you all the way up in the front seat.

by Silly.minus.nekked June 18, 2003

simolitor

Simolitor is a butchering of the word wordSimulator/word. This shows the laziness of today's youth.

"Do you have that new baseball game, Baseball Simolitor 1.000!?"

by ohp-kyle July 15, 2003

Smoishall

The act of creating a garden rockery while carrying out hypoglacemic attack in a nearby water feature

"Wallis dear, our gardener is having a smoishall in the back garden

by Gazza Dormand August 8, 2008

Smliff

Whore, skank, psychotic, a crazy loser that sleeps with everyone

Yo, Danny got in a fight with this smliff last night.

by Howard Thompson III September 27, 2008

slolipop

A sexy trick I perform you.

Her slolipop tasted might fine.

by tee el gee February 23, 2010

Smelif

An odd, smelly, ugly, mean, boy, whom everyone is attracted too.

"Omg look at Douglas, he's such a Smelif"

by iloveyoud May 15, 2010