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he two of them looked smart with their new shoes and clothes
by CballANDnhoney December 9, 2008
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SmarterChild

R.I.P. You're ignorance will be missed.
devastated (5:42:26 PM): <3
SmarterChild (5:42:26 PM): My brain is retired but send an IM with QUIZ in it to my buddy MyTVBud to play the Secret Life TV Show QUIZ!
by theresstilladakota? February 1, 2009
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Smart Dumbfuck

1. An asshole who is very intelligent but likes to piss people off by acting retarded. Usually hated by everyone. Extremely fucking annoying.

2. The annoying son of a bitch who sits behind you and makes some fucking weird noise and kicks your chair, and then turns around and gets an A+ on some Calculus test and then rubs it in.
The smart dumbfuck got a fucking 4.0 and he still acts like a fucking retard. I hate that son of a bitch.
by bbBobbb123 April 21, 2008
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Smart Ass Bitch

Smart ass that has a higher than average intelligence.
Better than a dumb ass
...

1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!

2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.
Brandy Bedford...... she is a Smart Ass Bitch, I'm going to grow up to be a smart ass bitch just like her. I wanna be the next B.B.
by Army_Wife March 26, 2013
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bow-tie smart

There is regular smart and then there is bow-tie smart.
"shit, that dude is smart"
"no way man, that mother fucker is bow-tie smart!"
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Smart Person

Someone who is intelligent. Stereotyped to be obnoxious, geeky and have no sense of humor. That isn't true. There are two types of smart, Book Smart and Street Smart.
Stranger: Hey Kid, want a piece of candy?
Street Smart Person: Thanks, but no thanks.

Teacher: What is 63 times 99?
Book Smart Person: It is 6237.
by blahbalh5567 September 4, 2010
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Mrs. Smartybitch

What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.
Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...
by KU$H August 6, 2010
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