sharted

an unexpected burst of shit while farting

i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally shited thence i "sharted"

by Harry Hardcastle January 26, 2009

smart car

a noun.

type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)

also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).

see also "suicide car"

"hey, I got me a smart car."
"yes but you are still dumb"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

Smart Jock

The exceptional individual who is not only extremely intelligent, but also an All Star athlete. This rare individual defies the "dumb jock" stereotype.

Hey, I know this smart jock who can hold and read Crime and Punishment in one hand while making a 3 point shot with the other!

by Smart Jock January 12, 2004

Sartell

(verb) To abruptly snatch or grab a piece/joint/blunt/bong/smoking device to take a hit while it is being passed to another, when it is not your turn, and fucking up the rotation.

Dude, wait your turn! You just Sartelled the shit out of me!

by every name is fucking taken September 19, 2010

smart ass

Someone who uses sarcasm to make witty points.

Oh that was smart ass-ness? I would have never guessed!

by Forwyn October 9, 2016

Shaka-Smart

The intelligence used when making something insignificant matter to so many people in such a way that everyone admires you for doing so.

In reference to the VCU basketball coach Shaka-Smart.

Person 1: How did you manage to make that man pick up his trash while everyone around you watched and admired you?

Person 2: I guess I'm just Shaka-Smart

by ButterMyBiscuits April 22, 2011

sharted

When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.

Denise: What's that smell?

Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.

Denise: Eh?

Polly: You know, I sharted.

by mrausch May 31, 2009