Stumpf

A poo made unnecessarily long or lengthy because of smart phone, tablet, laptop or other computer/technology use.

Man 1: "Damn man, he's been in there for half an hour!"
Man 2: "Yeah. He's in there with that iPad taking a stumpf."

by TheOneArmedMan September 26, 2013

Blunt Slump

The feeling you get when smoking a blunt in an awesome chair or couch.

"Damn man, this og kush has got me blunt slumpin' hard. I feel like i'm melting right into the couch.

by T.D. Jones June 8, 2011

Ski Mask the Slump God

A pretty good rapper who started out on sound cloud. He is best known for having plenty of references to cartoons like Fairly Odd Parents, Code Name Kids Next Door, and anime such as Naruto. He will often sample his beats from these shows. He also has some of the best flows you will ever hear.

Yo have you heard that new Ski Mask the Slump God song?

by Headwall October 17, 2020

slump

A girl who has the appearance of exhaustion. originally used to describe what echo looks like when she's overtired and puts her hair in a bun and wears sweatpants and a hoody. The sight of a slump is usually followed by comments of 'eww' (which are completely ignorant and utterly misplaced when made towards brookee). WARNING: The resemblance of a slump can appear in anyone and is often caused by the state of being rushed.

Echo: "eeeeeeeewwwww I look like a slump today!!! my hair's in a bun and i'm wearing a hoody and sweats!"

Fool: "Ewww. look at that slump. she's gross."
SBB: "you're a fool. that is the only original ECHO and your comment should be disregarded."

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Brooke, the only girl who can look like a slump and still cause millions to echo her

by LilBibby2342 December 14, 2008

Slumpin

When you are on a sport boat that has water balists filled up to creat a wake to surf on. The boat appears to be sinking and lays low in the water its "slumpin"

We were at the lake slumpin and surfing all weekend long.

by Willber DCC November 6, 2010

Slumping

Taking a dump while sleeping.

Hence Slumping.

#1: Bro, you were in the can for 2 hours, are you alright?

#2: I was slumping, ya prick.

by DOOP DOOP DA DA DA May 11, 2010

slump

the action of gracefully leaning on a friend/wall/stuff

often performed while mongolled

requires special training of the neck muscles

first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales

"for fucks sake, angie's slumping on me again"

"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"

"look at them lot slumped on the bed"

by Pierre May 29, 2004