slippery cruz

(v.) the act of having sex with somone on a slip-n-slide

we had sex on a slip-n-slide, aka the slippery cruz

by mugzy cruz October 15, 2006

slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat

"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

slippery dolphin

When a guy is fucking his girl from behind and his dick slips out and accidentally penetrates her anus causing her to arch her back and scream "eeeeet, eeeet, eeeet!"

That porpoise noise coming from the bedroom last night must've been mom getting a slippery dolphin from dad!

by brneyes10 August 8, 2016

slippery

1. Tending or liable cause of slipping or slidding caused by ice, oil, or wet surface
2. something you cause slipping or slidding on the bathroom floor after you jack off, masterbate, or jerked.

1. "that road was slippery"
2. "ah dude, why the f*** did you make the floor all slippery??"

by thom1005 May 15, 2007

slippery nipple

a shot drink which is made with Buttershots and Baileys Irish Creme, tastes like a reeses peanutbutter cup

i got hammered last night off those slippery nipple!

by swypergt98 December 11, 2008

slippery nipple

An alcoholic of rum and baily's irish cream.

I really wanted one, but i was to shy to order a slippery nipple.

by Alex Long May 8, 2006

slippery cricket

This act involves 3 people. A male covers his penis in mint chocolate chip ice cream and inserts it in the female's vagina while another person shits down a 3 inch wide piece of PVC pipe shoved in the female's anus then packs it down with a feather duster before rubbing their ass on her face and pissing on the male with the ice cream covered penis.

Neil: Last night Devon and I gave Tina a slippery cricket she'll never forget.

by Bungle Six December 3, 2006