Sticky Joe

to ejaculate upon ones own hand, and then proceed to open palm slap it into the face of another.

Ron, what the fuck was that you just slapped into my face? That was a sticky joe Nathan.

Clinton gave Monica a sticky joe in the oval office

by Garland Greene October 10, 2006

slickered

The result of having imbibed too many adult beverages

The frat boys were all slickered up after the football game.

by Susan Nonnenberg September 8, 2005

slick eel

The "slick eel" is a handshake which starts normally, but then both people rotate their hands where the thumb and middle finger are ready to snap around the other person's thumb. Then, both fingers SNAP simultaneously. The essence of the slick eel is the effort both participants put into snapping simultaneously.

Hunter: Sup Greg?
Greg: Chillin...
*Both shake hands, SNAP*
Greg: I call that one the slick eel!

by Greggggggggggggggggggg January 15, 2007

Sticky Mitch

The foul art of ejaculating into the hair of a sexual partner and/or mortal enemy in order to simulate the use of styling gel. Phrase is derived from the popular hair care products marketed by Paul Mitchell.

NOTE: After the Sticky Mitch hardens and cures, it can be referred to as a Mitchell's Crusty

My girl was cheating on me so I gave her a Sticky Mitch and sent her on her way

by todMcFee March 8, 2011

Slick Rick

The third coolest person in the history of time (Preceeded by Keith David, who's a fucking pimp, and Morgan Freeman). Known for his unique voice, genuinely funny rhymes, and his diamond-studded eyepatch, Slick Rick is cool as hell. And a great rapper.

Slick Rick is cooler than you. - Mohandas Ghandi

by Just a nigga that loves Slick Rick November 14, 2006

dicky sticky

The act of having sexual intercourse.
--Usually used within the verb phrase "to get my dicky sticky"

Once the act is complete, the name may be reversed to describe the state of one's penis after intercourse, i.e. "sticky dicky"

"Man, I am so friggin' horny. I don't even want anything serious, you know, just wanna get my dicky sticky."

by ThisIsAlsoNotMyRealName March 25, 2009

jimin omega slick

the most delicious drink that blessed human race. we can find the first mentions of it in greek mythology (they called it "ambrosia") the source of it comes out of sacred place, the most beautiful place on earth, which is an anus of Park Jimin (a god himself). not many had the chance to taste it but those who had often describe it as entering the gates of heaven. others said that thanks to jimin omega slick they suddenly got clean skin, good grades and full bank account (sadly none of us who havent tasted it can relate:/)

Example 1: bad boy jeon jungkook that just cheated on his gf that he had only cuz he thought hes a het lol went on a CEO meeting with his face covered in jimin

Example 2: i used to be a sad loser fapping to hentai porn and voting on donald trump but now thanks to jimin omega slick my life completely changed! i got married and i have 2 beautiful children. i lost 30 lbs and rn im on my way to buy a new car! thanks jimin omega slick, youre the best!

by jiminie759 June 24, 2019