What you do with your partner but you keep your undies on. You both however still may "finish" the deed. If so, you will have wet undies.
Tonight, my girlfried and I are gonna have a sexual simulation so we can see how it is for when we get married.
by pablowisdom August 18, 2016
Get the Sexual Simulation mug.A questionable event brought up in conversation which has already happened, or has been planned out completely in the speaker's mind and is waiting for public approval.
Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.
Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.
Woman: Hypothetical situation - If a girl were to come up to a guy and bend over to pick up a pencil so he would look at her ass, then yell at him for looking, does that make her a bitch?
Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!
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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?
Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.
Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!
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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?
Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.
by Jack Lumber III December 27, 2011
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Not really a relationship. Just a situation your stuck in, where your both unhappy but society says you should be together to try to make it work. . . . Screw society, be a rebel.
by #adultproblems January 17, 2015
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John: Bro, why are you doing lunges?
Mike: I'm trying to get rid of this Sticky Situation.
John: No shit.
Mike: I'm trying to get rid of this Sticky Situation.
John: No shit.
by Whoopsht October 9, 2011
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by MMRandySavage June 13, 2010
Get the Hostel situation mug.The ideal situation with you and a sleeping cobra is you don't disturb the cobra and he doesn't bite you.
by awesomeisanoverusedname October 18, 2015
Get the ideal situation mug.Ben: Did you see Jake get rejected by all those girls, what a simp!
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.
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