vb. to smear. taking two fingers and sloppin' some gristle out from under your nuts - then proceeding to wipe the sweaty nappiness on someone's face, neck, etc.
we were four hours on the road, and i had developed a dire case of stink nuts, so, merely for bullshit purposes, i smeared my buddy's cheek.
by nonemuch February 19, 2003
Get the smear mug.A totally gay and ridiculous... thing that gets raped by everything. There are 2 groups of noobs related to Smeargle. Those who love it and think it's "WHOAMG 7£H UL7IM@TE P0K£M0N LOL" and those who think it's te cheapest thing ever and should be banned.
Both are wrong.
Both are wrong.
Noob #1: Smeargle is teh better pogeymanz bcuz it learnz every move LOL
Noob #2: u r a n00b bcuz Smeargle is teh cheepness
Noob #2: u r a n00b bcuz Smeargle is teh cheepness
by Icicle22 March 30, 2005
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A guy who is fun, chill and a great friend.. Rarely hangs around girls, but if a girl talks to him, he's a chill and cool guy.. Extremely tall and handsome.. Not skinny and not fat.. Just a perfect person for girls named Asha based on research..
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Get the Simmarion mug.Opposite of "Devine Brown"; a shit which can not be wiped by conventional toilet paper-mediated methods. Often times followed by an insidious itch as the stomach acid erodes your asshole.
I ate my friends 3-day old indian food that he left on the counter and I had a Satan Smear for the next 3 days. Now my ass itches, because of the residual stomach acid left behind on my asshole because I couldn't wipe it because it kept seeping out
by satansmear May 3, 2011
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2.The messy bowel movement resulting from the previous night's binge of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
2.The messy bowel movement resulting from the previous night's binge of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
by BAF JAF November 14, 2013
Get the Pabst Smeared mug.The act of defecating and smearing it all over oneself or another body; may or may not including putting it in ones mouth or other orfices.
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