Shopping Cart Chicken

When two people pushing shopping carts in a department or grocery store are travelling towards one another and accidentally mirror one-anothers attempts to avoid the other person, typically ending in a head on collision.

"I was just trying to get to the frozen foods section and I ended up in a game of shopping cart chicken with some crazy old lady. I think I have whiplash!"

by The Trouser Snake Strangler April 27, 2010

Pirate Shopping

When you go shopping at real stores to look for items that you will go home and download illegally.

Dewayne went to Best Buy to do some pirate shopping.

by BigBad June 9, 2007

Cry Shopping

Browsing internet stores and deciding what items would make your life perfect while you have no money and no premission from your parents to buy anything and you’re just sitting there crying because you can’t have any of it.

Ooh Look at this bacon flavored gum! And this touchscreen monitor! And this Android tablet! And this iPhone case! And this cool t-shirt! And these awesome pants! And all of these amazing clothes! And these gadgets! Let's put them all in to my cart and just see how muc- jhbdgFUCK! MY TOTAL IS $12,587
Why did I start cry shopping again?
fml.

by yo niqqa yo August 1, 2011

shopping list

Shopping List 1:
A pice of papper you wright down what items you need from the shops
DUH!

Shopping List 2:
A list of brand name (usualy performance) stickers on the side or the bonnet of a car.

The car is usualy a "ricer" and often dosnt actualy have these parts on the vehicle.
Brands will often include:
GReddy
HKS
Blitz
Trust
Alpine

Yo, look at that "Ricers" shopping list, he must be fast.
What a tool, look at that shoping list ill bet he dosnt even have half of that.

by Drift Munkie September 11, 2006

shopping trolley

A form of bad caucasian dancing. To reach up to first one side then the other, as if pulling items down off the shelf and dropping them in your shopping trolley.

That dude was not only sowing the seeds, he did the shopping trolley too!

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

Shopping bag bathroom break

When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.

Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.

by Lead Party Cheif September 3, 2009

bathroom shopping

Visiting multiple bathrooms looking for the perfect one (empty or clean, depending on your needs) before committing to it. Derived from the term border shopping.

Man, this place has some active colons at five o'clock. I was holding my ass in but I went bathroom shopping on all 3 floors anyway... I need my privacy!

by shy bowels December 21, 2006