Shooting the stork

When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.

'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'

I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.

by PleaseEatMe March 14, 2010

shouting spider

(noun, chiefly Brit., vulg., commonly prefaced with the definite article: ie., the shouting spider; metaphor referring to the many-legged appearance of the 'spider' in question, and its occasional tendency to 'shout'). The anus.

I had a mutton vindaloo on Friday night. On Saturday morning, my shouting spider was crying out in agony.

by Just_Tom September 21, 2009

Shtingendooger

Used as a colloquial term for 'smoking pot' in several parts of western sydney

Person 1: Bro, I feel like having a shtingendooger
Person 2: Stop by the tobacconist, we got to get a cone piece first!

by Heja B September 23, 2009

Sholing

A very nice little part of Southampton with a village green, a Tescos and a few other shops. It spreads out quite a bit so it's not always clear where Sholing starts and ends. Sholing is near to Weston, Woolston, Thornhill, Bitterne and Bursledon.

I live in Sholing.
Which part of Sholing?
Near to Tescos.

by sparklyamanda December 30, 2010

shooting a deer

to perform male masturbation involving the hand and the penis.

friend: why didnt you text me last night??
deer shooter: sorry brah i was shooting a deer

by lolgirl69 April 4, 2011

shooting inside the tent

Total lack of common sense. No ability to reason with the complexity of a Boy Scout. Things you SHOULD NOT do.

I told that Jackwagon "Hey, dumbass no shooting inside the tent". He was smoking while fueling his vehicle. Can you believe it?

by Big Daddy6 October 19, 2011

Shooting Star Shot (Triple S)

Fireball shooter that is taken when the shooter is placed at least 1" inside the vagina. Female to Male or Female to Female. Shoot your Shot.

Insert 50 ml + shooter within the vagina, tilt the girl back, and slowly drink the entirety of the shooter while it is inserted in her. Thus, a shooting star has been born.

Take your relationship to the next level with a Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) and take your party tricks to the next level as a couple.

The Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) was not like any other shot I have taken before. It broke all boundaries and it went to the moon.

by gustitney March 7, 2021