shooting web

When you're about to cum, then u pull out and go in your hand. Then you throw it in your partner's face with a spider-man like maneuver.

Mark's wife divorced him for shooting web on her sister.

by Segatravises February 2, 2017

shooting the shit

To conversate with another person about anything.

I was shooting the shit with Bill and found out Jill had the clap!

by Nebula X>>> October 28, 2003

shooting the shit

Akin to 'shooting the breeze'. Passing time doing nothing in particular.

I'm just sitting here, you know, shooting the shit.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

Shooting Star

Swirling a used condom around and releasing it at great speed towards someone. This creates a shooting star effect

I had a posh wank on the airplane and sent a shooting star down the aisle

by Eddy The Hero August 16, 2008

Shooting Range

Where a man typically masturbates. Has a subtle scent of semen and has plenty of spent tissue paper nearby. Sometimes there are discolorations on the walls from poorly aimed ejaculations.

"Be back in an hour boys, I'm going to the shooting range to fire off a couple shots. Anyone want any earplugs?"

by Camboner April 25, 2014

Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.

Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.

by Jondavid March 2, 2005

Poop-shooting

The act of aiming your urine like a missile to remove a poop stain left in the bowl of the toilet by the last user.

The toilet bowl was so filthy that while Josh relieved himself he partook in a bit of poop-shooting. But he was only able to remove part of the enormous skid mark.

by Boris Greshenko January 11, 2012