King shlong dat hoe

when andy mcvittie fucks a girl so hard she dies

Go on my son king shlong dat hoe! tear her right up the middle. No mercy!!!!!!!!!!

by king slong August 5, 2008

el shlong

sex

Good to be used when rasing eyebrows in a suggestive manner like old cheezy porn peeps

Sir, had a bit of *raises eyebrows* el shlong lately?

man sits at one side of bar raises eyebrows at bimbo
implies "el shlong"

by Ami & Katie May 19, 2006

Shion

A very horny teenage guy. He works hard at what he does but also likes to eat a lot of food. He has a very big heart but doesnt use it when it comes to girls. He just tries to get it in. He's probably hitting on my sister as i'm writing this.

Are you still a virgin?

No, i've met Shion.

by THERELBEAL August 25, 2013

Shamonie

Shamonie is usually a name that refers to a female who might turn into a tigress when C2H5OH is added to her. Generally seen with lacy bras and known to attract swedish men (greater than or equal to 5) Shes also known to be a buddy.

Oh my gawd! Hes messing with a 'Shamonie'!! Does he not care for his life?

by coolio98765432 March 24, 2009

Shamone

Originally coined by the great Michael Jackson, meaning, "come on". This incarnation was made new again by Whitney Huston on the television series, Being Bobby Brown. In a scene in which Whitney and Bobby go shopping for sunglasses, (findable on yout*be under,"Whitney and Bobby acting very crackish") Whitney enters the store feeling reeeeaaalllly good and exclaims, "Shamone!" This word now means. "I'm feeling so good today i just have to exclaim, "Shamone!"
-also, acceptable: Shamona!! for extra excitement!

-free pizza? Shamone!
-Gurlfriend, I look GOOD! Shamona!

by fiveashart May 24, 2014

shamone

Say it when you like something

Shamone, I like it sister

by Kiss my bad self November 10, 2003

shlong

An alternate term for a haircut popular among white trash (see mullet). Derived from the physical characteristics of the haircut, i.e. SHort in the front and LONG in the back; SHLONG. Has humorous connotations to schlong which refers to the male sexual organ. May be very humorous in usage since the bearer of a shlong may me surprised, flattered, offended, shocked or any combination of these.

1. I like your shlong dude.
2. You have a beautiful Shlong.
3. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used to have a shlong.

by Business up front, party in the back January 12, 2005