shitmon

A derogatory term for a Pokemon that is useless in competitive multiplayer battles.

The reason you're stuck in the lower ladder is that you insist on using shitmons like the eeveelutions instead of picking things that can actually win.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

shitmon

In competitive Pokémon jargon, shitmon usually refers to a Pokémon that has very low viability for the standard format or tier; essentially, it means shit Pokémon.

"Have you seen that Hoopa-Unbound dropped to RU? Can't believe Gamefreak created a shitmon with 680 base stat total."

by spidops dickrider January 4, 2024

shitonkey

The act of throwing shit at a caretaker

you did you see chad pull that devious shitonkey

by nickeh30 February 19, 2024

Shitpost Backpedalling

When you, in the moment, think you just posted the funniest thing online, but have second thoughts and eventually delete it after reviewing it thoroughly, typically by trying to see it from the perspective of the audience.

Wait, did Phil delete his Story, where he argued that Harry Potter shouldn't have been British? I wanted to send that to someone.

I guess he's shitpost backpedalling. I thought it was funny too.

by AndyMind February 25, 2024

Shitpoop

It's combination of OH shit and oh crap or oh poop....

Shitpoop I can't find it!

by SuperNovae219 April 12, 2024

shitmonk

The remains of a specimen of the Sciuridae family that has been killed by a wheeled entity, such as a bicycle or motor vehicle. Not to be confused with "chipmunk", which refers to only living entities.

Wow, look at that shitmonk! That bicyclist has impressive aim.

by Bicycle21591 June 3, 2024

shitpost

A meme a person / people find dumb, no effort, and funny (some people don't).

A: Dude, check out this shitpost. It's so good.

B: Um, what?

by SamYT124-random June 22, 2024