Twitter on the Shitter

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter

James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.

by Coostis April 17, 2011

grandpa on the shitter

This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.

Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.

by Mike Ochsbig May 10, 2016

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

Shiter

Scottish slang for the term 'toilet'.

Im going for a dump in the shiter.

by The man next door. June 30, 2009

shiter

a word to decribe your arsehole

jesus fuckme I had a curry last night and now my shiter is buring like fuck.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

Shitler

It's like Hitler, only worse.

My landlord is such a shitler busting my balls all the time.

by GmanAllright March 15, 2009

shitter

a tortuous event or experience.

getting my balls caught in the door of my mitsubishi galant was a real shitter.

by jiggyklondike March 1, 2010