shammer

A girl that is not that hot but she thinks she is gods gift to men. That is a SHAMMER!

That girl has a lot of attitude at the bar thinking she is paris hilton type looks but she in actuality is not very hot she is a shammer!

by Mark ItsYourSale.com January 10, 2008

shimerick

A limerick that is not very good. A merger of the words shit and limerick

That really was a shimerick, Bob, write another!

by kentmusicman August 29, 2006

simmer down

it's when a girl actually uses her lips or vagina lips over your penis or anus. (thus vibrating her vagina lips or lips of her mouth) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis, balls, anus, or testicles!

That girl gives good simmer down’s!!!

by john daniel johnson July 31, 2008

Skimmers

The act of Avoiding bodily contact, usually with the intent to hurt

Sensei Skimmered away as Zanderif tried to tackle her

by Zanderif March 28, 2005

skimmer

Someone who posts to a web forum thread without bothering to read the rest of the thread, resulting in a message that is either redundant or fails to comply with instructions.

Someone already posted that, you filthy skimmer!

by QS October 12, 2007

Soup Skimmer

Some one who thinks they are a drug dealer, but in reality they are the one who drives to pick up the product then drop it off to a customer. The reality is they just mark up the product and claim that they are the one with the Juice.

"Man nice herbs bro, who'd you hook off of?"
"Man that fool just goes to dudes house down the street and adds 100 bux on top. Whack Soup Skimmer. Niya gets smoked out too, shit give me the number mofugga I got a car too."
"He ain't thug, he is just a middleman, not on top, not on bottom, but y'know in the middle blocking the real shit."
"He is never on deck, he just goes to pick it up, lame!! Its like going to Burger King and waiting 10 mins while they go get McDonalds and mark it up."

by RealSmoker September 7, 2008

swimmer chode

a male swimmers junk, that has predominantly been shrunken due to the saturation of chemical mixtures in the pool.

"hey how was your date with jake last night?"
"Not bad, except i know he has a swimmer chode so i dont really dig that.."
"oh i see..."

by hotshot5556w January 27, 2008