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Shear Me

Andre's new Shear Me single is great!
by linkwatchesyou October 29, 2011
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sheathing

A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.
Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.
by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010
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Sheaing

When you send a girl a video of you beating your meat but, your hand is in your pants while doing it.
Did you see Brady sending Sheaing videos to Jacie?
by Whoever through that paper, ur November 23, 2020
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Reece Shearsmith

Reece Shearsmith is a versatile actor, writer and other stuff like that. He is most famous for being part of the quartet The League of Gentlemen, in which he co-wrote and played a variety of insanely grotesque characters.

He has since moved onto other projects, that including co-writing Psychoville with his friend (although we may question how friendly they actually are) Steve Pemberton.

Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton are a popular slash pairing also known as 'Reeve Pembersmith'

Reece is now starring in Betty Blue Eyes, a theatre show in the West End featuring a robot pig - despite not really liking animals.

He is also known for his aesthetic interest in horror décor and appreciation for Michael Nyman (see his Twitter and Tumblr accounts for more details)

Reece is a small man with a Yorkshire accent and has captured the hearts of many a young fangirl.
Reece Shearsmith played Edward, Papa Lazarou and Rev. Bernice (to name a few) in The League of Gentlemen

Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton are a cute couple. They have many homoerotic adventures together in Blackpool hotel rooms.
by AreYouLocal July 22, 2011
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Sheamus

Irish professional wrestler on WWE Monday night Raw. He has become the WWE Champion for the second time. Stands out due to his huge physical built, ginger hair, and white skin. A good wrestler and the most interesting in WWE so far. Sheamus is "not a flash in the pan" as he himself stated. Sheamus is on WWE to stay.
Sheamus looks mean but in real life he is a good fella.
by Sheamus fan September 4, 2010
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sheauxs!

1) to call someone out on their efforts to bring attention to themselves, or to expose exaggerated behavior unrealized by the subject; used most frequently among gay men in a jovial, playful and good-natured context.

2) a purposefully ambiguous expression used among gay men that connotes a general feeling of enjoyment, contentment within a social context, such as a party or club

3) a term that acknowledges and celebrates the unity, rarity and value of like-mindedness among a circle of friends and/or subculture at large.

to essentially declare: "I know you're a mess right now despite your thinly veiled attempts to disguise it, but I'm a mess too, work it, hey gurl hey."
Sheauxs!

{context: calling out an intoxicated gay man who is making an effort to hold himself together that is laughably obvious to the accuser; (a humorous intent that implies, "I've been there too!") used in a public setting.}
by BoynDCity January 3, 2010
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Sheaboo

A Female Weeaboo or Otaku. In other words, a girl that enjoys anime, manga, and video games, generally of the type that boys usually like.
Wow, that girl's reading guren lagann and posting on /b/. She must be a total sheaboo...
by Day2Day November 18, 2009
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