Shit share

The act of one person taking a shit into another persons pants, once the deposit is made fresh, the “shitee”then thanks the “shitter” pulls up his or her pants and goes about their day with grace and poise....

Tod yelled in to his friend Kyle, “ shit me brah “...! I needs me a “shit share” pronto compadre!

by Little g money January 27, 2021

NATIONAL SHARE SECRET LIST DAY

National share secret list day is on May 17th and is a day where your friends have to share their secret list with you if you ask.

Gabe: Hey Emma you wouldn't have any secret lists do you?
Emma: hey I do and today is national share secret list day so I'll show you.
Gabe: cool I wonder what the list is about

by Hubba bubba mama mia May 13, 2021

dominant shareholder

Sam Losco
The dominant shareholder, the big cheese. the king caveman

Barbara lahey: you can't do that!
Sam: if I get 51%, that'd make me the dominant shareholder. you know, the big cheese. the king caveman.

by packrunnertrainor March 9, 2022

Time share bitch

another way to say someone is a cheater

guy one: I love petra so much
guy two: shes a time share bitch...

by homosexualspook October 1, 2023

sip and share

instructions for making the last can of beer last as long as possible at the end of a party. (note: host must continually remind guests to 'sip and share' until the can is empty)

"is there any more beer?"
"nope. this is the last one. we gotta sip and share it"

by cowellisms February 21, 2013

astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.

Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!

by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016

Sharene

The first of many awesome words in a sequence from Metallica

Sharene ama do nama die wha wha wha, whack for ma daddio... whack for ma daddio there's whiskey in the jaro

by WTF THERES NOT ANY NAMES LEFT September 24, 2011