shag monkey

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

by bobby p April 16, 2005

shag bands

see Jelly bracelets for many, many definitions. They are the same thing basically.

click on the link and see the meaning of shag bands :)

by faeryfig June 21, 2006

Shag Bands

Rubber bands which are different colours with meanings if snapped..

Black - Sex pink clear - anything girl wants

Pink - Kiss, White - flash
yellow - hug, orange - hickey
any green - hand job, purple - undress other person
any blue - blow job
Red - Lap dance
Gold - all the way/everything
clear any colour - anything wanted by snapper

i snapped your shag bands ;) ...... go on then

by AndreaLTodd October 27, 2009

Shag Band

a coloured band which if broken the snapee and snapper have to shag according to the colour of the band.
the colours are as follows:

Black- bed sex
Orange- kinky food sex
Purple- drunken sex
Pink- role play sex
Green- sex on grass
Blue- sex under water
Yellow- sex on the beach
Red- agressive sex
Clear- snappers choice and whatever the colour is

You snapped my orange shag band! Now we have to have kinky food sex.

by Delgado69er January 2, 2010

tactical shag

like a smoke break, but shagging instead

maurice, work is fucking me off, lets go for a quick tactical shag in the disabled toilets and get back to it.

by cool...cool-cool-cool November 20, 2020

Shag shed

a place (a hotel) you go to have sex with someone

Just booked a shag shed for us.

by Lilith666 March 23, 2019

Shotgun Shag

Sex that lasts only two seconds before the guy comes. Click, click, boom!

Person #1: Did you have sex with that guy last night? How was it?
Person #2: It was shit. It was a total shotgun shag.

Person #1: Ha! Unlucky.

by Livliga March 25, 2019