cervix service

The act of violent intercourse in which the penis hits the cervix, often resulting in extreme pain.

Miles: Did you dick that slut hore last night?

Ben: Yeah, I gave her a right cervix service and made her cry.

Miles: Ouch!! The filthy bitch deserved it though.

by Ben Sears April 22, 2006

Self-Service Stroke

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.

Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.

by Socially Awkward Panda August 14, 2011

British Special Air Service (S.A.S.)

Elite army forces of the United Kingdom. They have about 360 personel. These guys are some of the most elite (if not the most elite) in the world too. They inspired the creation of the U.S. army's Delta Force (who they cross train with). The SAS are the grandfather of all special operation units in the world. They have been around since World War 2. Despite the fact being called "air service", they do hardly any air service; Most of their missions take place on land and sea. The only air missions that I could think of them doing are hyjacking a flying airplane, rescuing hostages on an airplane, and of course riding and getting deployed by helicopters as well as jumping out of them. Prior to joining the SAS, one must have already been in the army for atleast 3 years. Liam Neeson was trained by a former SAS member for the movie "Taken". Now some Americans who are idiotic, don't know what they are talking about, are ignorant, biest, cocky, and dumb often make fun of the British SAS for being British and say they suck compare to American Special Ops like the SEALs when in reality the SAS are about equally elite as America's Delta Force and SEAL Team Six (the best special ops in America as well some of the best in the world).

American Idiot-The British SAS aren't tough because they are British and America has the SEALs who took out Bin Laden!

British SAS commando-If you say something like that again, i'm gonna beat your ass like 20 times harder than Liam Neson could. S.A.S. stands for "Special Air Service" . We are called "Special" because we are elite. And unlike MOST soldiers of the U.K. the British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) could destory nearly any American military unit besides Delta Force and SEAL Team SIX!

by Chillice November 21, 2016

Dedicated Denial of Service

Where a girl is being railed by 3 guys at once and they all cum in sequence, and she can't clean up all of it and gets pregnant.

Yeah me and my guys were railing this girl last night, gave her a Dedicated Denial of Service, shit was lit bro.

by notcommiesquirrel January 11, 2021

Customer Service

WE CLOSED!

Hey, i'd like to order some food.
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!

nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!

by Happyfunball79 August 27, 2009

united parcel service

The worst shipping company in the world if you thought that USPS was bad think again!

I used the United Parcel Service ground for cross country shipping the contents arrived broken

by airbus320neo August 27, 2017

anti-community service

Someone that does the opposite of community service

I'm going to go support anti-community service and chop trees down with a big, gas powered chiansaw to raise the CO2 levels in the world to kill off the population.

by pseudonym # 33 March 30, 2009