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The Senate

Did you my nigga The Senate? He bussin!
by Traps are (not) gay April 30, 2021
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Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.
"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"
by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008
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Senator

1. Rich guy who tries using his power to convince and/or force women into sex.
2. Person in power that mistreats women, the pays them to shut up.

3. Man who gets his mistress pregnant and then forces them to get abortion.
Husband: Hey honey, how was your day at work?
Wife: My boss is a senator and he’s me to planned parenthood.
by TruthBadger May 11, 2018
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Senator

A person who runs in a presidential election, but loses to the opposite party, because they did not have a senator running.
Senators can't win elections: It didn't work for Dole, it didn't work for Lieberman, it didn't work for Kerry, and it's not gonna work for Clinton.
by Dark Chaos December 11, 2004
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Ottawa Senator

Ottawa Senators are a team in the National Hockey League. Whenever they are losing, or in a tight spot, they play dirty and instigate fights.
Quite often, one can equate Ottawa Senator to cry-baby, whiner and/or spoiled brat.
Stop being such an Ottawa Senator, you can't win all the time.
by TheSock58 October 7, 2009
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Cir Senam

A popular player on the game "Kingdom of Loathing." You'll see him everywhere. The clan district, the mall, the leader boards. EVERYWHERE
Who the hell is that Cir Senam guy? Does he own everything?
by trebuchet1221 June 26, 2009
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Senatard

An especially dim-witted member of the United States Senate.
Senatard James Inhofe (R-OK). Inhofe is best known for his categorical claim that global warming is “the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people”—a rhetorical flourish he recently refined by likening climate change theories to Nazi propaganda.

Senatard Conrad Burns (R-MT). Casting his myopic gaze toward terrorism this summer, Burns offered a helpful clue to law enforcement officials: Be wary of “faceless” Arabs who “drive taxicabs by day and kill at night.” But this minor bit of sociological skylarking actually represents progress, of sorts, considering his 1999 outburst blaming “ragheads” for rising gas prices and additional episodes in 1994 in which he delivered a casual joke from the podium about “niggers” and told another audience that living in Washington with so many blacks “is quite a challenge.”

Giving credit where credit is due, these examples were gleaned from the Pandagon blogging site.
by Karl Skarr October 9, 2009
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