Turtle Shelling

In Call of Duty: MW2, when someone puts a Riot Shield on their back and goes prone so they can not be knifed.

Ah, i'm playing knife only and this guy keeps Turtle Shelling me.

by Mr.Wizenhymer September 8, 2010

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009

Swelling

Slang for lying; to decieve or beguile. A slang term derived from the DC/MD metro area. Typically used in its progressive present participle: swelling.

-Note it is not common to use in simple form present tense: Swell

"My homeboy has a 92 Geo Prism and said he drove a G35 Infinity...swelling (lying) like sh*t"

by Michanism October 7, 2009

smelling

Someone who didn't drink in highschool that ends up at the hospital, and quotes OAR in their away messages.

yo that smelling dry humped a wildebeast on the metro north train

by lasballs April 30, 2006

Spelling

Somthign thits rilly hard

i am so gud att spelling

by SomeGuyWhoPoopedUnderYourBed September 25, 2015

Starbucks Spelling

A technique of spelling in which one takes great steps in butchering the most simple of names.

John becomes Jonh
Ian becomes Eien

What the hell is that gibberish on the side of your cappuccino?
Oh, I think that was a sad attempt at my name. You can never tell with Starbucks Spelling...

by ERINNNN!! September 13, 2009

Harper sealing

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

by Egypt April 22, 2017