The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."
Slang for lying; to decieve or beguile. A slang term derived from the DC/MD metro area. Typically used in its progressive present participle: swelling.
-Note it is not common to use in simple form present tense: Swell
"My homeboy has a 92 Geo Prism and said he drove a G35 Infinity...swelling (lying) like sh*t"
A technique of spelling in which one takes great steps in butchering the most simple of names.
John becomes Jonh
Ian becomes Eien
What the hell is that gibberish on the side of your cappuccino?
Oh, I think that was a sad attempt at my name. You can never tell with Starbucks Spelling...
When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.