skronk

the act of engaging in oral sex with a male through an opening in the throat, normally after a tracheotomy. Initially heard from a nursing home worker near Philadelphia, Pa.

The orderly was fired for allowing Peg to skronk him.

by Scott Rossi May 13, 2005

scron

a living legend who also goes by the name Capn Ron. He possesses superior powers that only 2 people in the world know of, this power is called The Franklin.

Mike: "Did that guy just move that book across the room by staring at it?"
Chris: "Yea, he has The Franklin"
Mike: "Holy shit! He must be Scron!"

by Ben FUCKIN Franklin April 23, 2008

scroking

a combination of scrubbing and stroking .Waking off in the shower in order to clean your family jewels.

A:dude how do i get this zit off my johnson?

B:scroking it in the shower should help that

by mabalz January 30, 2010

Scranking

Scranking is wanking and screaming at the same time.

His right arm is totally ripped from scranking

by octosloth July 13, 2010

shronk

so, I was walking back home from school, and I saw a dark figure in a group of bushes to my left. In fear of my life, I ran. As I was running all I heard the figure say was "SHRONK". I turned around and saw Shrek but it was different. he had a large grey beard and large moobs. I finally made it home, and I realized that shronk was just Shrek's uncle

"I just saw shronk last week"

by bigfatno November 1, 2019

scrunk

scholarly while drunk.

1. the scrunk class of 2008. DON'T HATE! ;)

2. man i was so scrunk last night.

3. i totally passed that test while i was scrunk!

4. DAMN, that girl last night was fucking scrunkkkk.

5. i was past wasted last night, i was fucking scruuuuunk.

by Sarah, Taylor, & Danielle August 19, 2007

Scronch

a pair of underwear balled up in the corner of a room.

Get your dirty scronch off the the floor.

by shareski August 22, 2016