so, I was walking back home from school, and I saw a dark figure in a group of bushes to my left. In fear of my life, I ran. As I was running all I heard the figure say was "SHRONK". I turned around and saw Shrek but it was different. he had a large grey beard and large moobs. I finally made it home, and I realized that shronk was just Shrek's uncle
"I just saw shronk last week"
