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screw your head on

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.
“You really need to screw your head on.”
by unitedstrawberries August 6, 2023
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Screw all ‘yall

Strong bad said this to the brits’ in SBEmail22.
Screw all ‘yall!
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screw you

A slang term used to express defiance, discontent, or contempt towards another party. The phrase conveys frustration or rejection, often in response to perceived disrespect or annoyance. It derives from a term that originally referred to "a short, slender, sharp-pointed metal pin with a raised helical thread running around it."
When they told me I couldn't join the project, I just thought, 'Screw you! I’ll find a way to make my own success.'
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
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Screw you with a Q

A phrase meaning 'Go fuck yourself' among other things. Unknown origins. Add more Q to enhance effect.
Tomasz: screw you with a Q!
Ivar: screw you with 45 to the 99th power Q!
by VardanMarutyan November 8, 2025
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One time for the homie DJ screw

A phrase that is often used by jay from the kubz scouts which I think deserves a definition
hit it again One time for the homie DJ screw
by arik_builtlikeaman July 29, 2021
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RU screw

The tendency for Rutgers University to fuck you over in some way or another due to their incompetence. Be it financially, academically, or otherwise. It eventually happens to everybody that attends the university.
Example 1: Transfer to Rutgers from another college, lose a year worth of credits. You got the RU Screw.

Example 2: Supposed to graduate in May? NOPE! Registrar fucked up your GPA calculations and you were deleted from the graduation list. You got the RU Screw.

Example 3: Financial aid department fucked up and your registration was canceled. You got the RU Screw.

Example 4: Buy a $300 parking permit, get to campus and there is not a single fucking parking spot available or the lot/garage is just plain closed because it's full. You got the RU Screw.
by 0xide July 27, 2012
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Tute Screw

Shortened version for Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Screw.

A screw that has threads that go both ways. No matter which way you turn it, always goes farther up your ass. It is a way to represents how RPI makes life unnecessarily difficult for RPI students.

Every RPI student has been 'tute screwed at least once or has only been on campus a few weeks.
You are required to register for two different classes, but they are held at the same. Both are required prerequisites for other courses that you also have to take. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

The course catalog for your curriculum lays out required, restricted-required and suggested optional classes that total to 123 credits, but you need 124 to graduate. You're on track to be one credit short of graduation, but you don't discover this until your second semester senior year. And not once, did any of the professors or your academic adviser ever point that out during the previous seven semesters in which you were enrolled at RPI. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

The Board of Trustees promises that hikes in parking fees will be used to improve and expand parking lots. Shortly after paying for the privilege of parking, the Trustees change their mind and use the fees to plug general budget deficits. Now, assuming you can find a parking spot, you risk damage to your car because of the pot holes that weren't filled. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

After you graduate, RPI sends you a diploma if your debts to them are satisfied. After you get the diploma, RPI sends you bills for debts they claim you owe. While you defend yourself against these bills, their fund raisers constantly telephone you looking for donations. They don't see the irony in this. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.
by RPI alumnus. March 5, 2011
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