shoulder nipple

When you dry/hang your shirt on a wire hanger and the hanger causes the fabric to stretch out and creates a small imprint resembling a nipple on each shoulder.

That chick be sportin' shoulder nipples! That beezy best be gettin' some padded shoulders beetch!

or

Bitch, best start neatly foldin' yo laundre.

by Fondle my Smelly Jiz December 30, 2007

shoulder job

When a man and 2 women are having sex, the man stands up and with his penis dangling freely. The two women stand side by side with his penis in the middle. Then one woman places her left shoulder on the penis, while the other puts her right shoulder. Then they move back and fourth in a synchronized manor, rubbing the penis.

Dude, yesterday these two girls from work gave me the most dope shoulder job ever, of all time.

by Ol' Saint Richard June 30, 2014

Boob Shoulder

The grazing of a customer's shoulder by the breasts of the woman cutting said customer's hair.

"I was at supercuts and the chick lining me up gave me some quality Boob Shoulder!"

by joedrums8a February 28, 2009

a shoulder to vomit on

that sweet guy that keeps you company while you're indulging in a monologue with the toilet bowl after you get yourself lobotomized drunk at parties

-Last night Jared served me as a shoulder to vomit on, hadn't it been for him I'd've drowned in the toilet bowl
-Yeah, he's a sweetheart

by ana von hindenburg March 19, 2011

Microchip on my Shoulder

2021 world wide microchip shortage caused by Covid-19 conspiracy theory of microchips being injected with every vaccine shot.

Hey Dustin, did you get Covid-19 vaccine?

Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".

by Marcellus_Wallace May 3, 2021

shoulder chuck

when a nigga is walking past you with a black man's strut and forcefully knocks into your shoulder with his causing all of your books to fall to the ground. The only way this can be a legitimate shoulder chuck is if the afore mentioned nigga does not stop and help pick up the books.

john: (walking) what a lovely day.
tyrone: (walking in opposite direction) (shoulder chuck)
(books fall to ground)
john: excuse me sir, would you help pick these up?
tyrone: FUCK YOU BITCH!
thus, a shoulder chuck.

by k vert January 5, 2008

Greek Shoulders

When a man has overly hairy shoulders.

"I saw this guy at the gym the other day. He wasn't wearing a shirt. His shoulders were really hairy. Almost like a greek weightlifter's shoulder. Greek Shoulders."

by Treacheron February 16, 2009