social scissors

When you want to cut someone from your life.
1: hey Mark has been really mean lately what should I do?
2: I'd consider whipping out the social scissors
by Poet2003 December 31, 2017
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Scissor Salad

The act of hot ass lesbians having the equivalent of a straight persons orgy. Just scissoring the night away
I walked in and it was the largest scissor salad I’ve ever seen. Titties and taco for daaaays!!!
by Booty Camp 007 November 05, 2020
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Athletic Scissors

As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.

We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.

This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.

The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
He be havin Athletic Scissors.
by Jonny Redneck February 17, 2020
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God Scissors

When someone uses their teeth to cut, break or rip someone or something.
Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?

Guy2: I used my teeth.

Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!
by ;-------> July 07, 2021
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Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass
Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
by hoomin982 February 20, 2019
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Baby Scissors

Dull cutting tools that don’t fit you hands
Damn it why do we have to use baby scissors.
by Jetzke February 12, 2020
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scissor-in-laws

Lesbian sister-in-laws.
Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?
by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023
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