Somebody who, if you are white, would probably make you kill yourself if you had to sit across from them on a train.
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Samuella is an ancient term for a small energetic individual who enjoys fairies, cupcakes, and other whimsical creatures. Samuellas also enjoy animated films about princesses, as well as ponies and sparkles.
In 1970, a medieval vellum manuscript was found during an archeological excavation in the Scottish highlands. This manuscript contains the earliest known usage of the term "Samuella" to describe a tavern dancing girl in 1437. The inscription can be found below.
Samuella is also the feminine version of the popular Biblical name "Samuel."
In 1970, a medieval vellum manuscript was found during an archeological excavation in the Scottish highlands. This manuscript contains the earliest known usage of the term "Samuella" to describe a tavern dancing girl in 1437. The inscription can be found below.
Samuella is also the feminine version of the popular Biblical name "Samuel."
Samuella, she's a tiny little slut,
Samuella, likes to take it in the butt. (repeat X 30)
"That girl looked ridiculous in her pink sequin Glinda outfit. What a Samuella."
Samuella, likes to take it in the butt. (repeat X 30)
"That girl looked ridiculous in her pink sequin Glinda outfit. What a Samuella."
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Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
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"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
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Get the samuel l. jackson mug.A man with small genitals who enjoys walking down snow covered shorelines with other men. Typically can be found singing in the shower to its raining men or crying in his living-room about how his coworkers treat him.
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