Sam is a fucking douche bag.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)
On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.
Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)
On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.
Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
person 1: " who is that Dipshit over there"
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "
by Ilovelosers22 October 23, 2023
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by trapgoon300 April 16, 2023
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guy 1: hey Sam can I borrow some cash I'm gonna get evicted
Sam: Steals any remaining money Guy1 has and scampers off*
Sam: Steals any remaining money Guy1 has and scampers off*
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“Look at Sam!” Said Grace
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“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace
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“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace
by AnOnYmOoouS November 26, 2018
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by salmonthefish August 18, 2017
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