swing and slap

the action of slapping somebody with a wooden ruler. the specified area of which the ruler impacts may vary.

Me: Imma swing and slap Ryan so he stop being a lil bich.

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 20, 2019

Swing dogs

A good set of lung protectors.

Wowwweee, check out the swing dogs on that chick.

by CBR250RR September 05, 2018

Swinging Frisky

A pejorative phrase describing a man who is uncircumcised.

It sure is hard to sequester a woman in your lonely West Village studio when you're swinging frisky...

by Joshame July 04, 2010

Swing Kinker

A game involving a swing and a football. Similar to Rounders but on a swing and with a football. A game prominently played in the North of Forfar in the Market muir mostly on weekends.

Here dougy torrie wants to play swing kinker...hes got a ball and some trackies!

by steeviemo June 22, 2009

stripper swing

When business is so slow in a strip club that you have two strippers swing dancing on stage just to entertain themselves. Usually to the cherry poppin' daddies or big bad voodoo daddies.

Dude the club was so empty last night that I got to witness the stripper swing.

Really? Must've been a slow night

by Gothzilla December 15, 2010

Hollywood swinging

Having sex or having relations with alot of attractive women.

the club was the perfect place to hollywood swinging.

by FD865 July 12, 2011

Swinging Ship

"A Swinging Ship is where you take your pubes to the top of your ass crack sliding like a winging ship across someones face the form should make a U. So to do this you take the pubes to the taint then slide from the taint to the asshole and slide back to the pubes."

"I just gave my room mate a Swinging Ship while they were asleep."

by Mike Honcho69 October 15, 2011