Swinging Ass

Making an illegal U Turn in the middle of a busy intersection. Especially prevalent in the SF Bay Area.

Woah, that person just swung ass and almost hit me.

Just another lyft driver swinging ass.

by Ass22 December 16, 2018

Swinging Scissors / Spinning Scissors

Swinging scissors can mean anything really

It means to go wild also can mean to mess up badly. Can be used to be bored. Can be phrased spinning scissors.

Means to be really mad.

Very old saying used by the older and younger generations

She went absolutely crazy wild last night she was Swinging scissors / Spinning scissors

He messed that project up he really swinging scissors on it.

They had nothing to do all day they were really "spinning scissors" .

Jesus he was fairly swinging scissors today.

by Al and Andy October 23, 2019

Spider Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap (facing them) and swing!

Example 1: Oh man, I saw those two chicks spider swinging and it totally turned me on!
Example 2: Spider swinging like yet another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

Stop swinging

To tell someone to stop overly supporting or defending someone in some way, usually verbal; as in stop swinging off the person's dick; get off their dick.

He (a third person) is fake as hell.

He's a good guy.

You really need to Stop swinging.

by CinemaLover August 30, 2012

The Swinging Pendulums

The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.

"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."

by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

Stop Swinging the Jackhammer

What you say to someone when they need to calm down and get their shit together. Usually used when they’re acting too wild and annoying.

Woah man, stop swinging the jackhammer and get off the table.

by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020

singing orange

This means you are in love with James V. and listen to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" too often. This also means that you have weird dreams and your emo/goth friends do not approve of the guys you like and tend to make fun of you for it.
But then it turns out one of these friends is madly in love with him. Basically, what comes around goes around.

Nat M. smells clothes and can tell what JV is wearing from them!!! The next day, she has a dream about the singing orange.

by claus287 April 7, 2009