stab me with a fork

used to describe an annoying or upsetting situation.
i have a math test today. stab me with a fork
by sophrs April 18, 2021
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Stab in the neck guy

I wonder how stab in the neck guy feels about the guy who wanted to stab him in the neck being lauded as a prophet.
Hym "No no no no no. This isn't about you. I kind of started this with my concern regarding whether or not I was Schizophrenic or being gangstalked... You're a mental health professional... Is this not (as the Aussies would say) fucked? I mean, Dr. Jeepjorp doesn't like that I can tell he's a charlatan and likely a narcissist (I'm very perceptive) he's especially upset that I did the thing that he did to stab in the neck guy. But, now that I know for certain I'm not Schizophrenic, I'm just going to get worse. See, I'm all about the slow burn...."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2022
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Butt Stabbing Faggot

That man likes to have ass sex with dudes. He is a Butt Stabbing Faggot.
by DrWrong November 30, 2007
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back stabbing Hussain

Someone that you have grown to be really close friends with, but then they go and go behind your back and betray you when you are not looking. Normally they look really ugly, are hustlers and for some bizzare reason, they all seem to be called "Mehmet".
Look, there's the back stabbing Hussain that asked a colleague to wear his blazer inside-out so that he could come from behind and screw him over..
by AndyParrellFX September 8, 2010
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Slap Stab Kick

A method of dibbins used to incopacitate a doctor.
(Raj)"Dr. Smith, I will slap, stab, and kick you something fierce."
(Kenny)"He'll do it."
by Alex Shortt March 30, 2003
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poison pussy stab

using your hand, replicate the vulcan death pinch. then, once the females anus hole and vagina hole are visible, agressively stab at both openings with your spread fingers. this technique should only be applied in situations in which the females nether regions smell like monky butt. this technique is also commonly reffered to as the shocker
that bitches pussy was emitting such an offensive odor, that i was forced to liberaly apply the poison pussy stab
by chip April 21, 2004
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Stabbed me in the back

When you're spooning and the big spoon gets an erection and it stabs you in the back
I was sleeping with my boyfriend and he stabbed me in the back this morning
by swdafgh September 20, 2018
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