sperm daddy

Someone who is a dad by their sperm which was used to fertilized the egg, but they are a terrible father. So bad of a father that one doesn't want them to be named as their father, so they would use 'sperm daddy.' Just because they are the sperm to your egg and nothing more.
No this is my sperm daddy. He was never a real father to me. He just produced the sperm.
by ilostmyvirginitytoaprotracter November 17, 2015
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spermed up

When a girl is filled up with a lot of sperm. There so much sperm up in there she could start her own sperm bank.
Dude! I hit that after Billy and i think Jim did too. She is so spermed up, she'll be spillin like a broken water pipe.
by FoChedda February 16, 2009
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sperm wow !

A Knock-off sham wow that you use right after you masturbate to get the sperm off the floor and every where else it is so your parents, brothers, sisters, etc. don't find any trace of sperm.
Damn i got sperm on the wall, good thing i have a sperm wow !
by Wickidy Wack Productions July 25, 2010
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The Sperm Whale

When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes
Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!
by Brwig October 01, 2019
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Sperm Helmet

High end bike helmet that makes the rider appear to be a huge sperm. It is worn by bikers and triathletes alike to show they have more money than the other athletes.
"Hey check out that jack-ass with the sperm helmet"
by Charles Barkley the second January 11, 2012
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sperm wash

1. Separating sperm from a man's semen in order to promote fertility.

Used in some communities as an alternative for adoption when children are desired. Can be used to lower risks of child getting HIV.
Billy had a sperm washing so that his kid wouldn't get AIDs.
by Sujoy October 22, 2008
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Sperm Donater

A father who is never around, therefore, a sperm donater.
Girl: "Mom, sperm donater called!" Mom: "Tell him I'm busy!"
by Sperm donater! August 16, 2009
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