spamalope

Close relative to the antelope and wooly Albertan rhino. Resembles large peice of canned spam with legs, head and tail. Can be seen loping across the savannah alone, no need to travel in packs for predators prefer real meat.

The spamalope quietly grazed as a nearby lion surveyed with disgust.

by elisha and alex October 2, 2005

saemen

A cool way of spelling semen.

the hooker eagerly accepted my saemen on her face

by max hardcore January 2, 2005

Spam you

Sending random nonsense messages to friends and family, but meant in a fun,and loving, non threatening way.

Dad : Hey feel free to send me pixof you and my granddaughter anytime.
Daughter : ok daddy.. I'll 'SPAM YOU' from time to time..

by Spiced Boogaloo November 30, 2014

SPAM

Sliced Processed Alien Meat

I want to slice and process some alien meat, I'll call it SPAM!

by An Anime Nerd June 25, 2017

Spam

SPAM may stand for "Small Pointless Annoying Messages" and sometimes the "S" means "Stupid."

Spam is what n00bs use on chatboards. Posting BUMP (Bring Up My Post), or posting "S" as the topic and "hahahahahaha" as the message, this is also spam. Chain letters as well, are spam.

It is also refered to as Junk Mail you get in e-mail.

I get over fifty spam mails a day!

Stupid n00bs, posting spam everywhere we look!

by Kitty Love July 30, 2006

spam purse

Endearing slang for the female reproductive organ - vagina. Also known as 'quim', 'minge', 'axewound', 'spaz hole' and 'cunny

I could see right in her spam purse

by Dr Hilary Wilson January 14, 2004

Spacemonkey

Spacemonkey is the nickname of Daniel Jackson, given by Jack O'Neill. Daniel hates said name, which makes Jack use it even more. Given to him after he is alive after all (he almost pulled a Daniel Jackson).

"Spacemonkey. Yeah!"
"Don't call me Spacemonkey, Jaaack"

by LabRatAbby December 29, 2007