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Closet Smut

n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.
A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"

A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
by KyleHall15 January 13, 2011
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smut skins

yo that chick is a total smut skins ew
by Pookstar November 27, 2010
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smut court

when everyone comes together to decide and punish the baddest girl or guy in the group for a sexual act they deny, that can be proven true or false
pod get to smut court for the crimes you have committed with chris and denying snow blowing with him
by andlausuzdixmike October 9, 2008
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Smut-cunt

A down right scallywag skeezer ass bucket mouth low life nothing ass no good stankin beeeeitch.
That girl is nothing more than a despicable smut-cunt
skank skeezer skallywag bitch slut whore skank
by ktrthetruth February 5, 2015
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pennywise smut

the worst thing you can find on tumblr
p1: pennywise smut is GROSS
p2: ikr
by whitehappy November 26, 2018
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Gods of Smut

A very cringy organization full of people who have spent their entire lives on writing smut. Mainly residing in the BTS catagory. Although majority of what they write is fluff, they read some kinky shit. The best part of their existence on Wattpad is that they host THE God of Smut. Some call her Jungcock for her obsession with BTS but most of her friends call her 'Daddy'. They are truly above average in their beliefs of the Jibooty... honestly they are merely fanfiction writers with no reads and are willing to do anything to get some...
"Honestly the Gods of Smut are pretty stupid authors but fun to be friends with"
by Juancock the Jungcock October 29, 2018
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Smut

A small toy shaped like a dick that almost every girl has under her bed and her pillow case Also called as a dildo or vibrator
Hey I need a new dildo/smut
by Dicj July 25, 2018
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