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smack medallion

A person who is really ugly. A.K.A hurt or smacked
( ugly girl walks in the room) Damn girl! You a smack medallion!
by InspectaGadget December 12, 2010
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Estrogen Smack

An Estrogen Smack is when a male gets full on bombarded by a lot of women (Not in a sexual way.) to the extent of him just saying "I'm done." and is really annoyed with all females for a short period of time.

The cure for a hard estrogen smack is basically... This guy needs to just be a bro for a few hours. Odds are if you've been Estrogen Smacked, you're a really nice guy with friends that are girls, you're not a nerd or anything, you just don't sexually exploit women that often.
You have to chill with your bros, eat sandwhiches made by woman and just be a dude. Try not to be a dick or else those women that smacked you will do it again more angry.
One night on Facebook, Ben was Estrogen Smacked. It was horrible. He had 7 girls talking to him on chat about how amazing their boyfriends are and how cute their cat is. After Casey kept writing Wall post after Wall post, Ben /rage quit and needs to go be a bro for a while, maybe do some falcon punching, or get oral sex while eating doritos.

Poor Ben. He feels like he lost his manhood.
by SlagithorFeelsBad July 29, 2010
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Smack a juul

: taking a huge fucking ripski of a juul.
#1 IM trynna skip class and smack a juul.

#2 Ay zap, I got this cucumber pod and I wanna smack the fuck outta ur juul.
by ushi666 November 9, 2017
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Smack dab

To position ones self, or an object like your rusty old car, in a place that is not only open and clearly visible to all, it is unavoidably in just about everyone's way.
"You can't miss him, he's over there, parked in his POS Volvo, smack dab in the middle of the road!"

or

"Be careful, someone left a banana peal smack dab on the hallway floor just outside that nasty Professor Dippy Shittsforbrains' science lab!"
by BettyBoobs_69 September 15, 2006
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Jizzle Smack

To Cum very perfusely into your hand after massive sex with 1 or two female partner's and smacking them in the face, in domino form, left to right. Leaving a trail of jizz behind.
I totally gave sherri a Jizzle smack last night.

Shana tried to block my Jizzle Smack but my pimp hand was too strong.
by Lance Hosell June 11, 2006
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bitch smacked

To take the back of your fist and knock the holy shit out of some one. Particularly to some one who is being a dumb shit or a douche.

Step 1- Pick a target.
Step 2- Close your fist.
Step 3- Pull back.
Step 4- Release all the strength and strike the bitch across the mouth!
Dude I just bitch smacked my dum ass neighbor. It was epic!
by yopimp January 18, 2012
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smack junkie

a particularly grimey individual who is addicted to an injectable mind-altering substance such as heroin, usually found outside local pubs and pizzarias, reeking of burnt hair, liquor, and human fecal matter
Hey, get your shit together, you needle-feedin' smack junkie!!
by kingkoopa1387 June 18, 2013
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