poop slide

a dump that leaves your butthole clean and does not require wiping

Alex: Yo dude! I just had a beautiful poop slide.
Jim: Nice bro. Your anus must spotless.

by sinqueerious February 25, 2020

Pomade slide

When you take the pomade from your hair and rub it up a female ass crack for lube

I was out of astroglide so I used the pomade slide.

by Daman0613 June 5, 2014

The Lawson Slide

Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)

The Teacher executed the legendary move, The Lawson Slide :D

by When_ January 6, 2021

Greasy slide

When both male and female ejaculate on to the floor after coitus, then use it as a slip n slide.

Hannah very much enjoyed her greasy slide with Nathan.

by BlowJobJohnson May 11, 2014

Slide Day

A very special holiday where two people celebrate the event in one has slid into the other's DM (direct messages) to initiate a relationship, exotic night, friendship, etc.

Two years prior to Tia answering Shaq's DM on Instagram, the two celebrate their Slide Day as a couple.
Did you hear about Shaq sliding in her DMs and now they're a couple.

I can't wait for me and Tia's Slide Day so we can celebrate.

by Shaquila The Great May 22, 2018

Sliding into temptation

1) Allowing oneself to be enticed.

2) Giving into one's desires.

Claire is working late on an essay. She goes to the kitchen and comes back with an open bottle of port - Claire is clearly sliding into temptation.

by clairepresto September 14, 2012

Freudian Slide

A Freudian slip that lasts far too long to simply be a slip of the tongue.

Example #1:

Hey, can I borrow a pe-pe-penis penis penis Penis Penis PENIS PENIS VAGINA PENIS pencil please? Sorry, Freudian slide.

Example #2:

Woman: So what's your favorite color?
Man: Well, I think my favorite color's I'd like to bend you over my knee and spank your butt raw....I mean blue.

by Mo_Shift_Fo June 15, 2013